Wednesday, August 31, 2011

Day 22

Today was pizza night, which like I said, is fun, cuz they always drop stuff for me.
There was a rabbit and a giant moth in our yard tonight, which was amazingly fun to try and chase. Ok so maybe not a rabbit and maybe the moth wasn't giant but they were HUGE and i had to chase them or they might have gotten to Dad.

Tuesday, August 30, 2011

Day 21

Its been 3 weeks in this place. I'm pretty sure I've done my job of peeing on everything so that they know what's mine. I mean, honestly... if you don't pee on it, how will they know!?
Mum make me super yummy treats. Only... they didn't make my tummy too happy so she threw them out. On a bonus.. its pizza night tomorrow so I'll get lots of good treats from Mum. See the trick is, get under her feet so she trips and drops the plate.


Monday, August 29, 2011

Day 20

Today I am 12 weeks old!
Mom says i'm supposed to get smarter and learn things. Isn't she in for a surprise. Well... the swimming pool is gone. Mum and Dad spent all day in the dark again, which was silly. And they spent a lot of time cleaning up the pool in the basement. I got forgotten about, boo.

But moooooom, I AM holding still.

Sunday, August 28, 2011

Day 19

Today is Bad Cow's birthday. I hope I have a better birthday than him. Mom and Dad were in the basement all night making me a swimming pool. It was pretty sweet. It was dark out all night, like its supposed to be...but then it stayed dark all day. Dad was moping about no electricity.
Some people came to visit me today, they were nice. But they took the pool out of the basement. Hey! that was my new play area!

Saturday, August 27, 2011

Day 18

Well, nobody came today. All that cleaning and playing for nothing. Am I not cute enough?!
Dad said it was cuz of the storm. Meh, it rained.
Update: Ok i take it back! Its raining a lot! Mum tried to take me out in that, I'm not having it. If I wanted to get that wet, I'd take a bath. Plus..have you seen the rain!? I'll get blown away.

Friday, August 26, 2011

Day 17

Its Friday, Friday.
Today was exciting as every. Mum and me cleaned a whole lot, she said people are coming over to see me. She kept putting things down, and I helped her put things back in the right spot.
We kinda played a game where Mum threw something and told me to go get it. Why does she keep throwing it away if she wants it... why not just keep it? Whatevs.
I didn't go 'potty' in the house all day, go me!

Thursday, August 25, 2011

Day 16

I (ehup). Do. (ehup). Not. (ickup) Like. (eickup) These (ehup). Hiccups. They are making me angry. Doesn't Mum have anything to help me?
That darn green and white shirt of her's is on again...is this going to happen EVERY Thursday? She gets all yelly and shouty and scares me.

I do NOT look like a cat.

Wednesday, August 24, 2011

Day 15

Mmmm pizza night, I like Wednesdays.
Mum took me out to help her garden. I made a big mess of everything and played in the dirt. I got super muddy and Mum had to wash me off.
Then we had a game of tug-of-war. I don't think Mum tried that hard, she just sorta held stuff while I gave it my all to get it out of her hand. Its not fun when she lets me win.

Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Day 14

I've been at my new home for 2 weeks. What an exciting day it was! There was an earthquake and it was a really big deal. Mum even lost me in the house for a while in the confusion. She kept saying that my "animal" instincts should have warned her. Meh... I slept, felt like a really big truck going by is all.
I do have a headache today thought. Last night Dad was playing with me, and he threw a ball under something, and I bumped my head really hard. Why would Dad do that to me, doesn't he love me? Bad Cow I'll get you for this.

Pppfbbt!

Monday, August 22, 2011

Day 13

Today I am 11 weeks old. Mum keeps rocking in a corner saying " I'll never have kids, this puppy is to much" Sweet, more attention and love for me!
Not much news to report, Mum and Dad keep trying to get me to go down the big steps. Duh, why would I do it on my own when Mum carries me.
They also got this spray that makes all my favorite chew toys taste icky. Now how am I supposed to chew up the foam on the sofa!?


Sunday, August 21, 2011

Day 12

Mum and Dad hung out in the basement again a lot today, they made some furniture. I got to see the funny fluff balls. Not sure I like them... one of them squeaked at me.
I tried to help Mum and Dad... they weren't so happy. I think I did a pretty good job helping with the laundry.


Saturday, August 20, 2011

Day 11

So, I'm pretty sure my Name is either "Luca" " Go potty" "No!" or "She's peeing on the carpet again"
Today was a fun day, I like the 'weekends' I get Mum and Dad to myself all day. We played a bunch inside and out. They only left for a little bit to go to Ikea and go 'geocaching'...aren't I more fun than that?

Friday, August 19, 2011

Day 10

Well that wasn't fun. I DO NOT like all the flashes and explosions from last night. The rain woke up Mum and Dad too, I don't think they were happy either. I kinda made a real mess of my cage...but I was scared! Mum and Dad were super nice, and they didn't yell at me though.
Today Mum's mom came down to see me, and I behaved REALLY well :-). I got out all my toys from my box to show her.
I met some furry friends in the basement. They were like chew toys that moved on their own! Or like 3 grey fluffy earmuffs. Maybe one day we'll be play buddies.

Thursday, August 18, 2011

Day 9

Today was kinda boring. Mum sat and listened to her computer a lot. She complained a lot too, so i tried to bite her and get her to play with me so she wouldn't be bored... didn't work.
At night Mum must have had a lot of frustrations to get out, she kept yelling at the TV a bunch during football.
I did however go up a whole bunch of stairs. All the way, on my own. I had to learn how to do it eventually, Mum always carries me everywhere and I'm not THAT kinda dog. Mum and Dad made a big deal, as usual. If they are gonna keep giving me treats, I'll keep going up those stairs.

Wednesday, August 17, 2011

Day 8

Today Mum made all the plants in my bathroom shorter. Then she took me out to play and my feet got all green. I was not happy about that. The neighbor came over to see me, as I'm a bit of a celebrity around here, and he said that he could see me now. Was he making a short joke? I'm taller than the grass, hrmph!
The afternoon was pretty quiet, then Dad came home. Mum and Dad played doggie in the middle and kept my favorite toy away from me. I slept a whole lot too, but that's pretty normal. The big news of the night, or at least Mum and Dad made a big deal out of it. I went up a whole flight of steps. Preeet-ee cool I think. Downstairs still just ISN'T going to happen.
Its amazing how often Mum finds herself taking this picture of me, I'll be sad when I don't fit under there anymore.

Tuesday, August 16, 2011

Day 7

Mum left early this morning and Dad left too. And I was all alone, I was so sad. I gave Dad the best puppy eyes I could and he still left me? Maybe I'll do better at peeing outside and they won't leave me.
Dad came home around 'lunch' and let me out. Maybe he likes me after all! It felt like he'd been gone forever! We ran around and played and I ate with him, but then he had to leave again, so I gave my puppy eyes another shot.
UPDATE: Mum came home! She came home late last night and surprised us! Dad was really excited cuz he was tired and I was playing with him too much.
She even came home with a gift from my friend "Rocky". I haven't met Rocky yet, but I can't wait and I hope he's a cool dog.

Monday, August 15, 2011

Day 6

Today I'm 10 weeks old ( turns out Mum can't count, I was only 9 last week). Not much excitement. We waited for Dad to come home in his big blue thing. He was late, so I chased Mum around the yard a bunch. I slept a lot that night....
Mum told Dad how I'm much better at going in the yard. Honestly, new Mum and Dad talk about my poop too much. Then Mum said she had to pack, and Dad was sad and then I got sad too cuz she said she was leaving us for 3 days. Sad Puppy :-(


Sunday, August 14, 2011

Day 5

Today was ok. Mum and Dad left me for a little while, but when they came back it was fun! Bad Cow started yelling about water in the basement and Mum ran to help. Which means.... they forgot about me! Its ok, I found lots of fun things to get into, like this fluffy white paper stuff.
Mum's also been giving me lots of treats when I go outside, but I kinda got sick inside today. Hope she wasn't too made. The pokey prodding people called, they said I'm healthy. Mum also put this goo on my back, which was icky.
Other than that, I played, I slept, I bit Mum and Dad a lot, slept.
Oh! and I wrestled with the funny black force field that holds me back. I found that If I run and jump it makes Mum fall over.

Saturday, August 13, 2011

Day 4

Today was super amazing. Mum took me in the tiny black machine and I met so many cool people. They made a big deal out of me, and they should. Then we left Dad with those cool people and I went to meet Grandma and her family. They were pretty neat too, so many new people!
Then it was the sad part of the day, Mum took me in the little black machine to the really neat room with all the toys... only... she wouldn't buy me toys today. She took me in this room and some lady poked and prodded me. She even gave me a shot, I didn't even cry though. Mum always says she had to get lots of shots to have me, so I wanted to show her I could get shots too.
Then we left the room with all the toys and I saw my first thunderstorm at my new house. I wasn't even scared, I played with mum. Bad Cow was home a lot today... I don't understand why Dad doesn't stay where I put him. I had to clean mum's face today too. After dinner she was so messy I had to lick her face clean.
Like I said, I had a super busy exciting day. Mum is even starting to get how this puppy rules the house.


Friday, August 12, 2011

Day 3

I know steps! Mum carried me up and down a whole bunch, but last night, I flopped down one, and then another, and today I LOVE going up and down the porch steps. Up and down, up and down, so fun.
Today was a big day for me, we went in the big blue thing and then Mum and Dad put me in this big box with wheels and took me in this HUGE room. It had so many toys and smells! They let me pick out my favorite and then we went in the big blue thing back home.
I got this yummy toy and it has this special goo in it and I spent forever trying to lick out the goo stuff. Mum keeps getting super excited when I go outside. I still kinda like carpets, but maybe I'll keep trying this "outside" thing.
Last night was cool too, somebody came to visit me and play with me, and more people are visiting today too!

Thursday, August 11, 2011

Day 2

Well, more sleep today and a LOT more things to bite. Mum keeps telling me "No" and giving me yummy things to chew on, but i prefer the strings hanging from the wall.
Now Dad...he's been my biggest problem lately. He's a bad cow and I have to herd him into place. He keeps moving from where I put at him and I bark (just a little) and he stay put. But then he tries to move again, and I have to herd him. Bad Cow.
Mum got super excited when I went potty outside, but today I prefer carpets to grass. She's also super excited about something going on tonight. Football? I dunno what it is, but maybe she'll be distracted and I can sneak a few treats.

Wednesday, August 10, 2011

Day 1

Well... ok so i had lots of plans to rule this place and something went wrong. I kept falling asleep, a lot, and everywhere. It was weird, one second I was playing and wrestling some bugs and the next minute I was waking up from a nap.
The other thing its this long black thing that holds me back. Old-mum would just nip at me when I got where I didn't belong. This thing though, its like...a force-field, I don't understand it, why can't I just run around. I'll put it on my to do list.
So Mum stays home with me all day, and Dad leaves in a big blue thing. He came back and I was so happy to play with him, I got under his feet right away so he's notice me. He has a magic toy that squeaks and we play a lot, but I still do that funny thing where I fall asleep during play. Mum also seems to say "No" a lot when I play with these strings on the wall.

Tuesday, August 9, 2011

The Start

Today I met my new Mum and Dad. They came to pick me up at my house and I was just so excited!!!
I didn't even have time to cry as I left my other mom, there were sooooo many smells, and new Mum and Dad got cheeseburgers on the way to new-home, I wanted one soooo bad!
I sniffed around new-home a bit, Mum and Dad were really upset when another black and white striped animal was in the yard. It must be since they know its my yard now.
They put me to bed and I slept so much cuz it was a busy day of new things.
Tomorrow I've got plans to sniff around the new place, and make sure they know its mine.