Week 15

Something really special happened this week, Mom and Bad Cow forgot to put me in my cage to sleep. I got to snuggle up on their bed!!! It was so exciting! I mean they kick me a bit in their sleep, but its all nice and warm. I kinda decided I'd had enough of the kicking on Thursday and I moved up in between them. They seem to not like the snuggle between them method, maybe I'll try at the top of the bed soon...
Oh and last night, there was this loud crash and Bad Cow jumped out of bed and flung the covers...only he forgot I was there and I got to fly through the air...it was neat! Mom had some cool people over, I got to meet Rocky's mom, she was fun!
Oooh and I learned that if I jump hard enough, I get stuck in the sofa and can watch through the window.

Week 14

Mom and Dad kept one of my teeth they found. That's weird right? I told them it was weird. So all the strange white stuff went away, Mum needs to tell me next time she re-decorates my bathroom. We've been going on walks, the force field she uses to keep me in line is getting better. Some idiot down the street has a giant monster inflatable bird thing on their lawn and it freaks me out.
Saturday was kinda awesome. Mum took me over to some people house. There was this little tiny dog with an attitude, a really big yellow dog and another dog almost my size. We got along and played and then I escaped the fence. Dunno why the other dogs didn't follow, but I got to roam the neighborhood until Mom and friends captured me. and the fun was over. :-(

Week 13

This week was just weird...I dunno was Saturday was all about. Stupid white cold stuff. I had to hop around in it. Yeah you laugh, but you try going potty and having to squat your butt into the cold stuff and try to potty when your feet are all cold and shivering.
I spent most of the day cuddling with Mum and Bad Cow, the power was out and it was up to me to keep them warm.
Friday was alright, people came over and made me chase the red dot. One jerk even made the dot go in circles and Mum made me run so fast I slammed myself into the sofa. Stupid traction.
This week also sucks, some of my teeth went missing. And it HURTS. I can't chew anything right, I don't know where the went and Bad Cow says even bigger teeth are going to come in soon. OWWWWW.
Then there was that football game... phew.

Super special Saturday update - Day 88

What the HELL did they do to my bathroom!!! Its all white and cold, and I'm pissed!!!

Week 12

This week was super cool. Mum and Dad took me outside a whole bunch and then Saturday they took me into the woods. We did something called geocaching. It was sooo fun, I even found one all on my own in the woods. I'm a treasure hunter!
Then we went to town and everybody made a big deal out of me. Dad has to stay outside and let all the people look at me while mom shopped.
Bad cow also takes me out every morning, but lately he isn't doing it right. I'm supposed to get tummy scratches every 10 min, but I learned that if I army crawl on the carpet its better than a tummy scritch.
I've learned fetch too. I go get a ball and bring it back to mom and she throws another ball. OO! and they installed this super awesome tissue dispenser. They know how much I like to tear up tissues, so they put out this box that pops up a new tissue when I pull on it. Neat!

Week 11

This week was sorta eventful and boring. Wednesday Mum left for work, which was stupid cuz she works from home. She took this big orange thing with her, I don't like it much. Then Thursday she left too, she came home soaking wet so I'm not sure Mum had much fun at work that day.
Then Friday Mum and Dad left again so grandma had to let me out and feed me. Does she live here!? where did she come from, and how did I miss that? I was just confused... but hey she gave me food so she's got to be a friend right?
Thursday she took me to the bad place. They poked me a bunch, but they all make a really big fuss out of me... so I tolerate it. Mum bought me more treats and new jewelry so now you can see my name.
She's also started taking me on "walks." I'm not sure how I feel about this. I mean its fun, but she makes me walk in a straight line, won't let me pee on anything and there's a bunch of other dogs out there (some who don't seem too nice). Even Dad took me out for a walk Saturday.
We went up to see the horses again, there was a new person there to meet, Aunt Sarah. I'm pretty sure I've learned what "sit" means, I put but butt down and get food. I'm still trying to figure out "paw"... is she imitating a bird or what?! paw paw paw!

I'm a "dainty" sleeper

Week 10

Went up to "grandma's" again. I think the horses got smaller. There were so may treats for me, and new toys. But the horses got tired and I had nobody to play with. Saturday lots of fun people came over and I got to show off, which is my favorite activity. They brought the stupid red dot with them. I chase the heck out of that thing and still I can never quite catch it.
I've dug an even deeper hole, I can almost snuggle all the way into it now.]
Dad started trying to order me around. It started with "sit", "bed", "stay" and stuff. Whatever, I just act silly and he gives me food.