7 months

The white stuff in my bathroom is back!

December 28, 2011

ow, ow, ow, ow, ouch, ow, ow.

Special Holiday update

So a month ago after the big cook a bird holiday Mum and Bad Cow did something to the house. They added all this stuff that wasn't there before and it ALL has glitter on it. There's a tree inside our house on that is cozy to lay under and these neat shiny things on them I like to play with. There's also all these other shiny toys they put out all around. so much glitter!
There's this rug in the hallway and I don't like where it is. So I've decided to move it a few times out into the living room. For some reason Bad Cow disagrees with my interior decorating skills and keeps moving it back. Lately too there's been some paper packages put under the tree, when I try to move them Mum yells at me.

Woof!

Oh man, its been forever since Mum gave me some computer time. There's been quite a kerfuffle lately around here. First there was this bird Mum and Dad brought home, put it a pot over night and then cooked it. All these people came over to eat it. Mum and Dad must be really special at cooking birds.
So a few weeks ago Mum and Dad took me to the place with the toys on one side and the pokey needles on the other. This really nice lady took me with her and Mum and Dad left. She was kinda neat, until she shaved my leg, that was just bizarre, mom doesn't even shave her legs anymore!
So they stuck a needle in and took some neat red stuff out of me. Then they called Dad and he came to pick me up ( I was so woozy!) and took me home to Mum and she cried and snuggled me. They keep asking me why I'm A-Knee-Mick. So they put me on this special diet. Then she took me back to the place again and they took more red stuff and shaved my leg again. I must have done better because Mom was REALLY happy this time. So now life is mostly back to normal. I'll post again soon and tell you about what they did to the house!

Week 15

Something really special happened this week, Mom and Bad Cow forgot to put me in my cage to sleep. I got to snuggle up on their bed!!! It was so exciting! I mean they kick me a bit in their sleep, but its all nice and warm. I kinda decided I'd had enough of the kicking on Thursday and I moved up in between them. They seem to not like the snuggle between them method, maybe I'll try at the top of the bed soon...
Oh and last night, there was this loud crash and Bad Cow jumped out of bed and flung the covers...only he forgot I was there and I got to fly through the air...it was neat! Mom had some cool people over, I got to meet Rocky's mom, she was fun!
Oooh and I learned that if I jump hard enough, I get stuck in the sofa and can watch through the window.

Week 14

Mom and Dad kept one of my teeth they found. That's weird right? I told them it was weird. So all the strange white stuff went away, Mum needs to tell me next time she re-decorates my bathroom. We've been going on walks, the force field she uses to keep me in line is getting better. Some idiot down the street has a giant monster inflatable bird thing on their lawn and it freaks me out.
Saturday was kinda awesome. Mum took me over to some people house. There was this little tiny dog with an attitude, a really big yellow dog and another dog almost my size. We got along and played and then I escaped the fence. Dunno why the other dogs didn't follow, but I got to roam the neighborhood until Mom and friends captured me. and the fun was over. :-(

Week 13

This week was just weird...I dunno was Saturday was all about. Stupid white cold stuff. I had to hop around in it. Yeah you laugh, but you try going potty and having to squat your butt into the cold stuff and try to potty when your feet are all cold and shivering.
I spent most of the day cuddling with Mum and Bad Cow, the power was out and it was up to me to keep them warm.
Friday was alright, people came over and made me chase the red dot. One jerk even made the dot go in circles and Mum made me run so fast I slammed myself into the sofa. Stupid traction.
This week also sucks, some of my teeth went missing. And it HURTS. I can't chew anything right, I don't know where the went and Bad Cow says even bigger teeth are going to come in soon. OWWWWW.
Then there was that football game... phew.