Super special Saturday update - Day 88

What the HELL did they do to my bathroom!!! Its all white and cold, and I'm pissed!!!

Week 12

This week was super cool. Mum and Dad took me outside a whole bunch and then Saturday they took me into the woods. We did something called geocaching. It was sooo fun, I even found one all on my own in the woods. I'm a treasure hunter!
Then we went to town and everybody made a big deal out of me. Dad has to stay outside and let all the people look at me while mom shopped.
Bad cow also takes me out every morning, but lately he isn't doing it right. I'm supposed to get tummy scratches every 10 min, but I learned that if I army crawl on the carpet its better than a tummy scritch.
I've learned fetch too. I go get a ball and bring it back to mom and she throws another ball. OO! and they installed this super awesome tissue dispenser. They know how much I like to tear up tissues, so they put out this box that pops up a new tissue when I pull on it. Neat!

Week 11

This week was sorta eventful and boring. Wednesday Mum left for work, which was stupid cuz she works from home. She took this big orange thing with her, I don't like it much. Then Thursday she left too, she came home soaking wet so I'm not sure Mum had much fun at work that day.
Then Friday Mum and Dad left again so grandma had to let me out and feed me. Does she live here!? where did she come from, and how did I miss that? I was just confused... but hey she gave me food so she's got to be a friend right?
Thursday she took me to the bad place. They poked me a bunch, but they all make a really big fuss out of me... so I tolerate it. Mum bought me more treats and new jewelry so now you can see my name.
She's also started taking me on "walks." I'm not sure how I feel about this. I mean its fun, but she makes me walk in a straight line, won't let me pee on anything and there's a bunch of other dogs out there (some who don't seem too nice). Even Dad took me out for a walk Saturday.
We went up to see the horses again, there was a new person there to meet, Aunt Sarah. I'm pretty sure I've learned what "sit" means, I put but butt down and get food. I'm still trying to figure out "paw"... is she imitating a bird or what?! paw paw paw!

I'm a "dainty" sleeper

Week 10

Went up to "grandma's" again. I think the horses got smaller. There were so may treats for me, and new toys. But the horses got tired and I had nobody to play with. Saturday lots of fun people came over and I got to show off, which is my favorite activity. They brought the stupid red dot with them. I chase the heck out of that thing and still I can never quite catch it.
I've dug an even deeper hole, I can almost snuggle all the way into it now.]
Dad started trying to order me around. It started with "sit", "bed", "stay" and stuff. Whatever, I just act silly and he gives me food.

Week 9

I've been in my new home for almost 2 whole months now, whew! time flies. Last Friday I met a "scottish deerhound" at the local park. !!! I thought the Labradors were horses... this guy was a giraffe.
I started digging when Mum and Dad let me out in the yard. They call it my "hole to china" well I say fine! I was just doing your weeding for you. Speaking of...stoopid thistles hurt. Dad got upset at my dirty 'socks' when i got all muddy.
The fluff balls downstairs moved topside, still not sure I like them. Also whatever those red flowers Bad Cow brought home need to go, they scare me and I can't go through the living room with them there.
Oh... and Dad stepped on me again. I'm one puppy, and I'm cute... so watch where you are going bad cow.

Dirty Socks!