Day 2

Well, more sleep today and a LOT more things to bite. Mum keeps telling me "No" and giving me yummy things to chew on, but i prefer the strings hanging from the wall.
Now Dad...he's been my biggest problem lately. He's a bad cow and I have to herd him into place. He keeps moving from where I put at him and I bark (just a little) and he stay put. But then he tries to move again, and I have to herd him. Bad Cow.
Mum got super excited when I went potty outside, but today I prefer carpets to grass. She's also super excited about something going on tonight. Football? I dunno what it is, but maybe she'll be distracted and I can sneak a few treats.