Day 5

Today was ok. Mum and Dad left me for a little while, but when they came back it was fun! Bad Cow started yelling about water in the basement and Mum ran to help. Which means.... they forgot about me! Its ok, I found lots of fun things to get into, like this fluffy white paper stuff.
Mum's also been giving me lots of treats when I go outside, but I kinda got sick inside today. Hope she wasn't too made. The pokey prodding people called, they said I'm healthy. Mum also put this goo on my back, which was icky.
Other than that, I played, I slept, I bit Mum and Dad a lot, slept.
Oh! and I wrestled with the funny black force field that holds me back. I found that If I run and jump it makes Mum fall over.